Things that shouldn’t have been cut out of the Harry Potter Movies: ST FUCKING MUNGO’S HOSPITAL FOR MAGICAL MALADIES AND INJURIES
ALSO THE FUCKING POINTS HOURGLASSES WHY WERE THESE THINGS CUT I AM SO ANGRY
AlSO THE HOUSE ELVES SWARMING OUT OF THE KITCHENS DURING THE BATTLE OF HOGWARTS
ALSO GINNY’S BADASS PERSONALITY
ALSO ACTUAL DETAILS ABOUT TONKS AND LUPIN AND TEDDY
so this housewife decided to rewrite the harry potter series into christian books so that her kids wont be reading about witchcraft and i just cant eveN BREATHE BC THIS IS SO HYSTERICAL
read it here:
Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles
Okay I’m sorry.
I’m really really sorry.
I think Jared should get a trim.
Not like CHOP OFF HIS LOCKS AND SUDDENLY SEASON 1 HAIR.
But just a trim.
But seriously this has gone on long enough. There should be an intervention episode.
“Sammy, look at your life. Look at your choices.”